Friday, August 25, 2006

Tom Brady's Fat and Ugly Cousin


I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say that Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback, is a handsome fellow. However, I am a little insecure in saying that I, in fact, watch the MTV reality series Laguna Beach. You may ask what these have to do with each other. Well, it's just that I think I found Tom Brady's long lost cousin and his name is Cameron and he "stars" on Laguna Beach. But, he's less talented, uglier and fatter than Tom Brady. Let's just call him the fat-faced, ugly version of Tom Brady.

I recently told this nickname to someone and they said, "Isn't that an insult to Tom Brady?" I hadn't thought about it but maybe it is. However, I want to look at as that guy only resembles Tom Brady but lacks any and all of the characteristics that make up Tom Brady. (In case you didn't know, Tom Brady is the right above and fat-faced, ugly Brady look-alike is on the left.)

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Big Blue Monkey said...

what really bugs is that guy seems to be swatting away some prime underage sweater meat every episode.

He's convinced that he's a good lookin' fella, and why shouldn't he be, when hot 17 year olds are throwing themselves at him?

Boo, young people, boo. In my day, hot girls didn't dally with the douchebaggery of a guy like that. Unless, of course, he had money to spend.

jester0165 said...

It's amazing that the amount of ass this fat fuck is getting may actually rival Brady...you'd probably assume he's got a good personality or sense of humor, but no, this guy makes Brady look smooth.

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