How Do You Explain This?

So, I decide to check the interweb before I go to sleep and I found this wonderous story. The details are that a Detroit Lions assistant coach, Joe Cullen, has been arrested twice in the past two weeks, once for driving under the influence and another time for driving...wait for it...nude. Naked!! The guy was naked!! And, he got arrested for it!! Well, well, well, isn't he just mister friendly. I imagine that alcohol is involved in the decision to drive in the buff because if it isn't I can't think of too many legitimate explanations.